You can't motorboat a personality
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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