So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had to cum in my sink.
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