Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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