I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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