I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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