here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Found your dick twin last night
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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