hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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