so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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