i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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