you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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