i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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