Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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