Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he puts the penis in happiness.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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