You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx