I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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