We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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