It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Welp...herpes.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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