we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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