Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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