About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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