Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
