That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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