I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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