Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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