We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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