Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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