bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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