About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?