I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.