The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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