we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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