Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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