Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
