it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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