Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?