I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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