How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Randomize