Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
barbara walters just said penis...
high people should be assigned attendants
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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