Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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