It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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