I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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