Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This is my gift to your gina
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Congratulations! We have a period
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