highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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