It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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