Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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