His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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