Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Mom said you looked used
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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