just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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