I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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