I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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