shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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