feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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