So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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